Episode I, Scene Five: Govenator's Quid Pro Quo

Episode One, Scene 5: The Oval Office

Arnold: Mr. President, if I'm going to help you seize a current Hollywood CGI Animation film in progress, I'd like to see if you could help with some jobs here in the White House for some out-of-work CGI actors.

Emperor: It's an unusual request but I may have opportunities for them to serve. Who do you have?

Arnold: I actually brought them along, come on in boys. Mr. President may I present, C3PO, Watto, Jabba and Jar Jar Binks.

Emperor: No R2 unit?

Arnold: No, sir. R2D2 has no trouble finding work in Hollywood.

Emperor: Ok, what do you think, Henry?

Caption: Henry Louis Gates Jr., Racism Czar.
Gates: I think C3PO is an offensive caricature of gays. I think think Watto is a racist, offensive caricature of Jews. I think Jabba is an offensive and insensitive caricature of obesity, corruption and the criminal mob. I think Jar Jar Binks is a racist, offensive, laid-back, clownish caricature of Caribbean blacks.

Arnold: I think I'm an offensive caricature of an Austrian body-builder turned Hollywood actor turned politician. I think you're an offensive caricature of an entitled, race-baiting, ivory-tower, tenured victicrat leftist, but we all need a job.

Emperor: He's right, you know? Besides, Henry, you shouldn't be the only new czar this week. C3PO with his vast knowledge of cultures will be my new Political Correctness Czar.

C3PO: (bowing) Thank you, sir. I would be honored to serve.

Emperor: I'm somewhat hesitant to bring on Watto, as I don't know if the White House is big enough for both Watto and Rahmbo, but I think he'd make a good addition as a negotiator in future bankruptcy proceedings. Watto will be my new White House Counsel Czar.

Watto: I am honored, Mr. President.

Emperor: Jabba the Hutt, you're going to have to work remote until we get some of the new sub-basements built below the White House, but you'll make a fine Teamsters Czar.

Jabba: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah.

Emperor: Jar Jar, I know you have some experience as an ambassador, but I see you as playing an administrative role for me, even I have actually lost count of how many czars we have now. It will be up to you to prevent Czar Wars. Jar Jar you will be my Czar Czar.

Binks: Jar Jar your Czar Czar? Okie-Dokie.