The Czar Wars, Episode I, Scene 7: Adviczar
Setting: The Oval Office
(Emperor holding newspaper with headline: "Russians Enraged: Biden strikes Moscow nerves.
Emperor: When I left Moscow, the Bear was dancing...Now Little Joe has the Bear growling!
Axelrod: (Smacks his own forehad in disgust) D'oh!
Emperor: He was your VP recommendation for his "Foriegn Policy" expertise! Another fine gaffe he's gotten me into, starting today, you are the new "Biden Damage Control Czar", David.
Axelrod: I don't think the American taxpayer can afford my hourly rate for that job.
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