So ends Episode I and begins Episode II...
EPISODE I: A CHARMING MENACE
Turmoil has engulfed the Global Economy.
The Recession deepens as reckless stimulus
spending and bail-outs continue to apply
downward pressure on economies across the globe.
Climate change and the planet's inhabitants' ability
to effect or control the global temperature is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with the silencing of
sound scientific discussion, the G-8 has stopped
all debate and unanimously agreed to pursue
green house gas reduction.
While the congress of the Republic passes
liberal activist legislation at a dizzying pace,
government deficit spending spirals out of control,
the public sector expansion marches on and the
free market system teeters on the brink of destruction.
This alarming chain of events has emboldened the
Supreme Emperor who has secretly assembled an
unknown number of czars in an attempt to send the
country into the global misery they call "social justice".
The turmoil has divided the czars across ideological lines
ushering in the era of "THE CZAR WARS"....
EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE DRONES
There is unrest in the U.S. Senate. Several thousand
independents in Massachusetts have declared their
intentions to oppose the Emperor's agenda.
The radical leftist movement, under the leadership
of the the Emperor, Speaker Pelosi, Majority Leader Reid,
adviczars Rahm E., Axelrod and the czars have made it
difficult for the defenders of democracy and free market
capitalism to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.
Senator Brown's arrival at the U.S. Senate has placed
into peril the passage Episode I's progressive cliff-hangers
on Health Care and Cap and Trade. Undeterred, the Emperor
presses on for amnesty for the soon-to-be-census-counted
undocumented and passage of a third Stimuslush fund to
assist the mid-term campaigns of the shaken progressives.
The desperate Emperor has even begun to exercise more
and more extreme measures against all his enemy combatants,
foreign and domestic as the funding of unmanned drones increases...
