Episode I, Scene Three: Enter the GREEN ELITE

Episode 1 Scene Three: Enter the GREEN ELITE

Scene: Cabinet table, Emperor is standing, others are seated.

“E-Czars, Harry, Nancy, hit the lights, we’re dialing in.”

(Room is black except an overhead hologram-type projector shining down in a circle on the center of the cabinet table, silouettes around the table, glow only on Emperor’s face.)

Automated voice…
“Welcome to the United Nations Conference Call-In System, please enter your secure passcode followed by the pound sign.”

(UN logo appears as a projected hologram floating above the center of the table)

“Beep-beep, beep-beep-beep-beep”

“Your passcode has been accepted…”

(UNEP logo replaces the UN logo as a projected hologram floating above the center of the table)

“You are joining a confidential meeting of the United Nations Enivironment Programme, please wait while others join…”

Caption: Maurice Strong, Retired U.N. Official and Environmental Extremist.
Welcome, I am Maurice Strong, the first Executive Director of the UNEP, and I welcome you, my friends, to a historic meeting of the G.R.E.E.N. E.L.I.T.E.

As I have stated previously, we now in a situation where the more effective conferences will be smaller, more specialized, more focused, with occasional large gatherings to get the attention of the larger world. Inertia is a powerful force in human and political affairs.
We are at the point where the only way of saving the world is for industrial civilization to collapse. We must, from here on in, all go down the same path... There may not be another chance.

Scene: Al wearing his Nobel Peace Price around his neck and Oscar in hand.

Caption: Al Gore, Green Knight.
Al Gore: An Inconvenient Truth convinced the world of an impending environmental holocaust. Consequently, the rescue of the environment has become the central organizing principle of all societies and modern civilization. This will require not just sacrifice and struggle but a wrenching transformation of society. We are at the dawn of a global civil war between those who refuse to consider the consequences of civilization’s relentless advance and those who refuse to be silent partners in the destruction.

Mr. Rockefeller will give us an update from the Bilderberg Group's meeting in May, and Mr. Obama will give the update from the G-8 meeting in July and plans for the upcoming G-8 meeting in December.

David Rockefeller: We have set the global transformation in motion. We have sold climate change as major crisis and the nations are now ready to accept the New World Order. This present window of opportunity, during which a truly peaceful and interdependent world order might be built, will not be open for long. Already there are powerful forces at work that threaten to destroy all of our hopes and efforts to erect an enduring structure of global interdependence. The Bilderberg Group is pleased to see the pieces beginning to fall in place as climate change reductions by 80% of current levels was accepted by the G-8 as the 2050 target. This will coincide with the 80% decrease in world population we're targeting through abortive and sterilization methods that will be employed until the New World Order central government can begin to enforce global population control laws. Oil prices will begin to rise in mid-2010 and global hyper-inflation will begin. Carpe' Diem! Carpe Orbis!

Barrack Obama: Thank you, Mr. Rockefeller. I, Barrack Obama, Citizen of the World, am proud to provide the update on the G-8 progress. As Mr. Rockefeller said, all eight, including India and China, agreed to the 80% reduction of carbon emissions by 2050. My progress on dismantling the world's only superpower is proceeding as rapidly as possible. The United States Congress will pass the Cap and Trade bill this year and I will sign it, which will strike a crippling blow to industry and capitalistic growth, whose ripple effects will be felt throughout the globe. Universal Health-care legislation will be passed in the fall, as the currently sovereign nation's federal government seizes control of over 20% of the economy, citizens become accustomed to greater reliance on the government and every citizen is covered for sterilizations and abortions, engineering an birth rate on par with or less than other parts of the world. Stimulus over-spending continues, and tax increases will soon seize more money out of the hands of capitalists. The national press is staying in lock-step to minimize unrest and silencing dissension. Small pockets of opposition will be divided and conquered. Our military might will continue to wither on the vine, and in order to achieve the national security objectives, we will create a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded as our military used to be. I have successfully established the precedent of side-stepping Congressional approval of treaties, and am prepared to sign the agreement at the December meeting of G-8 that will bind the United States to debilitating near-term reductions in carbon emissions, and the suicide pact of nations will soon give way to the New World Order of Global Government.

(Clapping.)

Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. This concludes this meeting of the G.R.E.E.N. E.L.I.T.E., the Global Radical Environmental Extremist Network, Eliminating Live Inhabitants Threatening Earth.