The Czar Wars, Episode I, Scene 13: Barry Sorento, Where'd You Go?

(To the tune of the Scooby-Doo theme)

Barry Sorento, Where’d you go?.
Barry Sorento, Where Are Ya?
All The Czars Are Here, Waiting For You.
Couldn't Cap and Trade Without Ya.


Czar Wars, of Barry Sorento
Czar Wars, of Barry Sorento

Barry Sorento, Where’d You Go?
We got some work to do now.
Barry Sorento, Where’d You Go?
The Left needs some help from you now.

Come on Barry Hu, we see you... selling us down the river
But you're not fooling me, cause we can see, all the snakes in your quiver.

You know we got health care to reform,
So Barry Hu be ready for your act.
Don't hold back!
And Barry Hu you must come through
And sign that Copenhagen G8 suicide pact!
That's a fact!

Barry Sorento, here we go,.
You're ready and you're willing.

If we can count on you Barry Hu,
We’ll make the people,
We’ll make the people,
We The People, the villain.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

Czar Wars, of Barry Sorento
Czar Wars, of Barry Sorento

Hey Barry! Where Are You?
Over here! (chain-smoking outside the West Wing)