Ever been at Fourth of July parade, fireworks or any other patriotic event of the sort and feel sorry for a friend or relative squirming uncomfortably at "that red-state-redneck" anthem by Lee Greenwood? Don't you think their point of view deserves equal time, a Fairness Doctrine in song if you will? Wait no longer, the Czar Wars has composed the alternate version here, that has removed all grammatical errors (no "'Cause" or "Ain't" remains) as well as all that unsavory faith-based American exceptionalism sentiment. Enjoy...
Czars Reform The USSA
If tomorrow all the things were redistributed,
I had worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my domestic partner.
I would thank my red stars,
to be living here today.
Because the flag still stands for guilt and shame,
and they can not take that away.
And I am ashamed to be an American,
Because on the left that's what's P.C..
And I'll express regrets and apologize,
to every foreign national that I see.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and deplore her still today.
Because there is no doubt, Jeremiah's (W)right,
Czars Reform the USSA!!!
From the flakes in Minnesota,
to the Ninth Circuit in Old Ca-li,
We would like to relinquish Texas,
From sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to New Orleans,
and New York to L.A.
Well there is guilt in every bleeding liberal heart,
and its time we victicrats stand and say.
That I am ashamed to be an American,
Because on the left that's what's P.C..
And I'll express regrets and apologize,
to every foreign national that I see.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and deplore her still today.
Because there is no doubt, Jeremiah's (W)right,
Czars Reform the USSA!!!
And I am ashamed to be an American,
Because on the left that's what's P.C..
And I'll express regrets and apologize,
to every foreign national that I see.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and deplore her still today.
Because there is no doubt, Jeremiah's (W)right,
Czars Reform the USSA!!!
Czars Reform The USSA
by Lee Greenpeace
I had worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my domestic partner.
I would thank my red stars,
to be living here today.
Because the flag still stands for guilt and shame,
and they can not take that away.
And I am ashamed to be an American,
Because on the left that's what's P.C..
And I'll express regrets and apologize,
to every foreign national that I see.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and deplore her still today.
Because there is no doubt, Jeremiah's (W)right,
Czars Reform the USSA!!!
From the flakes in Minnesota,
to the Ninth Circuit in Old Ca-li,
We would like to relinquish Texas,
From sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to New Orleans,
and New York to L.A.
Well there is guilt in every bleeding liberal heart,
and its time we victicrats stand and say.
That I am ashamed to be an American,
Because on the left that's what's P.C..
And I'll express regrets and apologize,
to every foreign national that I see.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and deplore her still today.
Because there is no doubt, Jeremiah's (W)right,
Czars Reform the USSA!!!
And I am ashamed to be an American,
Because on the left that's what's P.C..
And I'll express regrets and apologize,
to every foreign national that I see.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and deplore her still today.
Because there is no doubt, Jeremiah's (W)right,
Czars Reform the USSA!!!
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