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EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE DRONES
EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE DRONES
There is unrest in the U.S. Senate.
Several thousand independents
in
intentions to oppose the Emperor's agenda.
The radical leftist movement,
under the leadership of the
the Emperor, Speaker Pelosi,
Majority Leader Reid, adviczars
Rahm E., Axelrod and the czars
have made it difficult for the
defenders of democracy and free
market capitalism to maintain
peace and order in the galaxy.
Senator Brown’s arrival at the U.S. Senate
has placed into peril the passage Episode I’s
progressive cliff-hangers on Health Care
and Cap and Trade. Undeterred, the
Emperor presses for amnesty for the census-
counted undocumented and passage of a third
Stimuslush fund to assist the mid-term campaigns
of the shaken progressives. The desperate Emperor
has even begun to entertain extreme measures against
all his enemy combatants, foreign and domestic as
the funding of unmanned drones increases...
EPISODE I: A CHARMING MENACE
Episode I, Turmoil has engulfed the Global Economy. The Recession deepens as reckless stimulus spending and bail-outs continue to apply downward pressure on economies across the globe. Climate change and the planet's inhabitants' ability to effect or control the global temperature is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with the silencing of sound scientific discussion, the G-8 has stopped all debate and unanimously agreed to pursue green house gas reduction.
While the congress of the Republic passes liberal activist legislation at a dizzying pace, government deficit spending spirals out of control, the public sector expansion marches on and the free market system teeters on the brink of destruction. This alarming chain of events has emboldened the Supreme Emperor who has secretly assembled an unknown number of czars in an attempt to send the country into the global misery they call "social justice". The turmoil has divided the czars across ideological lines ushering in the era of "THE CZAR WARS"....
The Cast of Czars
- __The Czars of Emperor Obama__
- Abortion Czar, Nancy Keenan
- Afghanistan and Pakistan Czar, Richard Holbrooke
- AIDS Czar, Jeffrey Crowley
- Amnesty Czar, Eddie "Piolin" Sotelo
- Anti-Semitism Czar, Hannah Rosenthal
- Art Czar, Rocco Landesman
- Asian Carp Czar, TBD
- Autism Czar, (Open Position)
- Auto Recovery Czar, Edward B. Montgomery
- Behavioral Science Czar, (Open Position)
- Biden Damage Control Czar, David Axelrod
- Border Czar, Alan Bersin
- Budget Czar, Peter Orszag
- Car Czar, Steven Rattner
- Car Czar/Manufacturing Czar, Ron Bloom
- Census Czar, Rob Nabors
- Central Region Czar, Dennis Ross
- Chief Information OffiCzar, Vivek Kundra
- Chief Technology OffiCzar, Aneesh Chopra
- Climate Change Czar, Todd Stern
- Close Gitmo Czar, Daniel Fried
- Communications Czar, Linda Douglass
- Congressional Illiteracy Czar, John Conyers
- Consumer Financial Protection Czar, (Open Position)
- Copyright Czar, Victoria A. Espinel
- Criminal Advocacy Czar, Paul N. Samuels
- Cyber Czar, Melissa Hathaway
- Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks
- Depopulation Czar, Eric Pianka
- Domestic Violence Czar, Lynn Rosenthal
- Drug Czar, Gil Kerlikowske
- Economic Czar I, Larry Summers
- Economic Czar II, Paul A. Volcker
- Energy and Environment Czar, Carol Browner
- Euthanasia Czar, Jack Kevorkian
- Faith-based Czar, Joshua DuBois
- Fashion Czar, Michelle Obama
- Food Safety Czar, Michael Taylor
- Government Performance Czar, Jeffrey Zients
- Great Lakes Czar, Cameron Davis
- Green Czar, Arun Majumdar
- Green Jobs Czar, (Open Position, formerly Van Jones)
- Health Czar, Nancy-Ann DeParle
- Income Redistribution Czar, (Open Position)
- Intelligence Czar, Dennis C. Blair
- Interrogation Czar, (Open Position)
- Judicial Activism Czar, Caroline Fredrickson
- Land-Use Czar, (Open Position)
- Media Diversity Czar, Mark Lloyd
- Middle East Czar, George J. Mitchell
- New Media Surveillance Czar, Macon Phillips
- Pay Czar, Kenneth Feinberg
- Political Correctness Czar, C3PO
- Propaganda Films Czar, Michael Moore
- Public Opinion Czar, Oprah Winfrey
- Racism Czar, Henry Louis Gates Jr.
- Regulatory Czar, Cass R. Sunstein
- Repeal 22nd Amendment Czar, James Carville
- Safe Schools Czar, Kevin Jennings
- Science Czar, John Holdren
- Stimulus Accountability Czar, Earl Devaney
- Student Loan Czar, (Open Position)
- Sudan Czar, J. Scott Gration
- TARP Czar, Herb Allison
- TARP Oversight Czar, Elizabeth Warren
- Teamsters Czar, Jabba Desilijic Tiure
- Telestrator Czar, Mike Fratello
- Terrorism Czar, John O. Brennan
- Tobacco Czar, Bopper Deyton
- Trade Czar, Ron Kirk
- Urban Affairs Czar, Adolfo Carrion, Jr.
- Voter List Czar, (Open Position)
- War Czar, Douglas Lute
- Water Czar, David Hayes
- Weapons Czar, Ashton Carter
- White House Counsel Czar, Watto
- WMD Czar, Gary Samore
- Zoning Czar, (Open Position)
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