UNEP propaganda webisodes begin in February: GiGi & The Green Team

UNEP spokesperson, Mrs. Tom "Captain America" Brady, international supermodel and expecting mother Gisele Bundchen isn't strutting on catwalks in her underwear while on maternity leave, she's voice acting for her upcoming role as supermodel by day, superhero fighting environmental baddies by night, the leader of Gigi & the Green Team.  Webisodes are coming from AOL in February 2010.  Here is a sneak peak of what to expect:

Faster than a spinning wind turbine!

More powerful than a solar cell at night!

Not nearly as lame as Captain Planet and the Planeteers!

It's GiGi & the Green Team!

The world's top supermodel and United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) spokesperson, Gisele Bundchen is now a super heroine by night.  Together with four other girls, GiGi & The Green Team "are beautiful, fashionable and cool, taking on environmental evils with fun, common sense and of course…an impeccable sense of style!"

Episode One: Origin Story

Synopsis: December 2009.  Gisele Bundchen, supermodel and UNEP spokesperson, has brought four supermodel friends to Copenhagen, Denmark to COP15, to celebrate the new climate change treaty.  During a demonstration of emerging green technologies, the five supermodels are inexplicably granted super powers of Mother Earth.  Al Gore, Maurice Strong, David Rockefeller and Ted Turner guest star.  GiGi and The Green Team are formed; a base of operations is established for the team at UNEP Headquarters at the Gigiri complex in Nairobi, Kenya.

Episode Two: The first mission

Synopsis: The UNEP sends GiGi & The Green Team to use their new super powers to advance the agenda of the GREEN ELITE.  The first mission: Save the aquifer in the Gaza strip by stopping Israeli aggression.  GiGi & The Green Team arrive at the Gaza Strip, pose for stylish pictures with Hamas henchmen, then turn back the Israeli Army and the Mossad with a nearly zero-carbon footprint six hour firefight.  GiGi & The Green Team then round up Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and all other Israeli leaders and soldiers accused of war crimes against Palestinians by the United Nations Human Rights Commission and transport them to holding cells at the UNEP headquarters in Nairobi.

Episode Three: Green Correctness

Synopsis: GiGi & The Green Team's return to Gaza to receive the key to the city from Hamas takes an unexpected turn when a Palestinian girl recognizes GiGi, revealing her alter ego.  Thus exposed as an exhibitionist Western supermodel, Hamas turns on GiGi and The Green Team calling them whores and infidels.  A "Threes Company"-style innuendo misunderstanding, results in the girls being accused of high crimes of Koranic "Sharia" law and GiGi must summon all her newfound planet powers to save the Green Team from a public stoning and return safely to their catwalks.

Episode Four: The End is Near

Synopsis: GiGi & The Green team unveil their new imam-approved, Sharia-sensitive costumes which cover them from head to toe with as much style as possible.  The webisode is cut short and all production on the project suspended when real-life Gisele and Tom Brady make the surprising discovery via an ultrasound that they are not expecting just one baby boy, but triplets.  Upon learning of this the UNEP immediately demands that Gisele abort at least one fetus as more than two children represents a climate crime against Mother Earth, recklessly contributing to overpopulation.  Tom and Gisele refuse and Gisele is dropped as UNEP spokesperson and GiGi & The Green Team is cancelled.